Bitches Gots To Learn

Hi I'm Alice and I like Doctor Who. I guess that's it really... Oh wait, I like funny stuff too, hehe.
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1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

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If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

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Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

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when you click a  button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click

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